Merry Christmas!!!
(Or for those of other religions and culture, Happy Diwali, Happy Hanukkah, or Happy Ramadan.)
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| (taken from the White House blue room) |
Wait a minute...
Christmas is over...
It's already 2017...
Well, I'm making a Christmas post anyway! It's hard to find time to make blog posts, especially around the holidays. Again, my Christmas was spent in Florida, so rather than having a White Christmas this year (or any year of my life), I was begging for my life not to go to the beach. (Did I ever mention HOW MUCH I HATE THE BEACH!?!) Anyway, I'm back now.
This year, my present stash wasn't bad at all. I mean, I guess that goes to show how well my entire family knows me. Too bad I suck at finding gifts for them. Anyway if you're Christmas is anything like mine, you look forward too the presents. My family gives presents to one another for the holidays, and my siblings and I also wake up Christmas morning to find presents from "Santa". I'm not saying anything about whether I believe or not. However, last year's Christmas was so upsetting, that I did question his legitimacy. I woke up in the morning, ran downstairs excitedly, and sat down to open presents. Most of my presents were mediocre, like clothes and movies and the occasional box calendar. However, my worst memory of Christmas ever was when I opened my next present, and found a razor.
I was so embarrassed that of all things "Santa" could've gotten, it was a razor. My parents were joking around about it, my siblings were making fun of me, and I was busy looking around for an open fire to throw the stupid razor in. I mean, what was that present trying to do, scream that I'm going through puberty!?! It's not like "Santa" gave my sister acne cream. It was definitely the worst present ever.
So yeah, I chose to be a downer for my Christmas post and relive the worst part of my Christmas past ever. Nonetheless, Merry Christmas! It's the Happiest time of the year, even though it's over! And with that out of the way,
Happy New Year! 2017!
Here's Your Christmas Gift! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
