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Friday, May 12, 2017

How to make a Blog Post

Final Blog Week Post
1.) Think of something that you love, hate, or just want to annoy someone with

2.) Make a clever title

3.) Insert actual picture and/or insert meme

4.) Think of a cool opening sentence that seems casual

5.) Give your introductory paragraph

6.) Stop typing and stream Youtube

7.)                                                                                                        Add edgy humor

8.) Make yourself relatable to people

9.) Insert lenny ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

10.) Begin second paragraph, add more detail

11.) Show how this is personal to you

12.) Don't sound like you have a big ego

13.) Insert dank meme (NOT OPTIONAL)


15.) End off your subject

16.) Add magic

17.) Publish Blog Post

Now you know how to make cancerous blog posts!

2 comments:

  1. This didn't turn out the way I thought it would, but at least Blog Week (which was a dumb name) was fun while it lasted. If you're more of a fan for serious stuff, just wait...

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  2. Ohh, so that's what "Gotta go Fast," is. I've been on the iPad, so it only showed a blank space with that title ._.

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